3D Gayvilla 2 Reviewby
3D Gayvilla lets you customize your gay cartoon self and
your gay cartoon sexual partners. But YOU get to be the
top! You start off with a wad of cash to spend in the Sex
Shop. Use it to enhance your sexual experiences by
purchasing a wardrobe, sex toys, positions, extra
twinks, everywhere and not a chest hair in
you name it. Whoever said "money can’t buy you love"
has never played 3D GayVilla 2. Make more money by making
your sexual partners cum. In short, get laid and get paid.
Use your sexcoins to purchase more wardrobe, props,
positions, etc. Take photographs and videos of you and your
tricks getting it on. Repeat. Does it sound more like a Los
Angeles reality than a video game?
The tutorial was brief and easy to follow. I don’t do a
lot of gaming at home, so I don’t have a really souped up
machine with a lot of power and options. My low tech system
could handle it with ease, which was sooooo great!
The 3D camera makes it possible to change your
viewpoint, and get in close up, move around, up and down.
It’s like being a fly carrying a camera - very versatile
that way, a real plus! It’s easy to mimic the “scrotum cam”
of porno movies, and get great shots of cock plunging in
and out of ass. There are occasional issues with the 3D
whereby characters bodies merge and reassemble oddly for a
brief period (in one instance, whilst in 69 handjob-blowjob
mode, on the classroom floor, the characters merged at the
abdomen, and reassembled like something from the movie “The
Thing”) but that appears to be the exception, and not the
norm. There is an extensive selection of toys for up the
ass, including “organics” (I liked the cornholin’ sound
effect of the corn cob gliding in and out) and some things
that even the most hardcore shouldn’t attempt, like a dildo
mounted on a drill. You can attach just about anything to
your nipples, except tit clamps, which I never found in the
Sex Shop. The characters are always ready and willing to
be even better once I paint my toenails!
whatever you want, and will even indulge in ATM (Ass
To Mouth) with no bitchin’ or complaints, and NO DRAMA!
There are some imaginative and amusing settings. I really
dig the doggy machine in the S&M club! Some great
“shots” are possible, especially the “facials” and “pearl
necklaces” on the extra special cum shots! You can drag an
ice cube across someone’s taint, or plant a phantom tongue
on an anus and keep it there. Excellent! It’s a good thing
for that phantom tongue, because without it, it is doubtful
that anyone would ever get rimmed in this game and that
would be a crying shame. Is swirling the ice cube or
phantom tongue around gonna wear out my mouse?
The game is a bit too easy - it’s populated by young
guys who all seem to have hair-trigger prostates. You can
make someone cum just by effortlessly plugging away at
their ass. You can rig a character up with dildos, etc. and
walk away from the game and leave it to play on its own,
and they’ll cum on their own. The most difficult feat is
shoving a toy up a top’s ass whilst he is thrusting his
cock at high speeds into the bottom’s ass.
What’s with all the twinks? Although there is variety in
terms of the characters race and ethnicity, there is a
certain boring sameness when it comes to body type. It’s a
bit underwhelming. They’re all young, smooth skinned,
finely muscled and toned, and dull, dull, dull. All of the
characters seem to share the same voice - what a let down!
They’re a generic sort of S & M (Stand & Model)
crowd that leaves you wanting, well, less. While you can
customize the character’s appearances, it only goes so far.
The default is for smooth, pubeless “boys”. No matter how
much work you do on them, they’re still gonna be pretty,
and you can’t turn them into “men”. For example, no matter
how high you dial up the “body hair” option, you’ll only
get a light dusting of hair on anyone, still not much in
the way of pubes, and the scrotum stays closely shorn.
is your Captain speaking "mmmphmslrp ..."
about a bit of hair in the old ass trench? I think
the producer spent a bit too much time on customizing make
up options and crap like that for the characters, and not
enough on developing their maleness. The guys are always
clean and pristine, just like Ken dolls. Is this what Ken
and the boys get up to when Barbie and her friends are out
of town? The sex is a bit vanilla and predictable. Cock in
mouth. Cock in ass. Handjob. 3-way. The sex is also a bit
sterile and unrealistic. The cocks are always hard and
ready - you NEVER have to get someone up (or lube someone
up)! There is no sweat. No spit. No pre-cum. No santorum.
No accidental poop. No map-of-the-world sweat stains on the
mattress. And just like in real life, nobody gets an STD.
It’s like watching a bunch of Stepford gays getting it on.
To the game’s credit, however, it does have an exciting
“cream pie” feature whereby you can make jizz leak out of
someone's mouth or ass after they’ve taken a load there.
Hmmm .. I
wonder if I left the lights on?.
It seems a lot of effort was put into making the 3D
effects possible, and not so much on features. The dialogue
is not very well developed. The same phrases are repeated
over and over, just like in so much substandard gay porn:
“Make me cum” , “Move your tongue around more”, “Oh, I like
that”. The only thing missing is the standard “suck that
cock!”. The soundtrack features a brief, looping, cheesy
porn groove. Could we have a bit more tempo? Perhaps turn
it up a notch when someone is getting ready to bust a nut?
The monotony of the same old thing looping over and over is
a bit much to take at times. I found it running through my
head whilst at work. How’d that cheesy porn groove brain
worm get in there?
Here are some enhancements that I’d like to see:
- Customizations: Age. Body mass. Foreskin.
Pubes. Ass hair. Sweat. Precum. Tan lines. Maybe a
“heavy load” cum shot option for the bottom.
- Accessories: tit clamps. Piercings. More
leather and latex gear. How about some lube?
Poppers? drugs, and alcohol? Suction pump? Enema?
HOW ABOUT A JOCKSTRAP for christ’s sake. What’s
with all that sports gear and no Jock Strap? Shame!
You can have an “Angel Belt” in this game but no
JOCKSTRAP? WTF?!?! Maybe the game producer should
take a field trip to a gay sex shop and see what
they have for sale there. If it’s available in a
store, or online, gay guys playing this game will
want to buy it for their characters.
- Positions: 69 Rim/blow or 69 rim/handjob or 69
rim/rim. (I didn’t find the rim position, other
than with the portable tongue). Fisting. Spanking.
Double penetration. Maybe even a good old fashioned
moustache ride, circle jerk or gang bang. How about
something considerate like jerking off your bottom
while you fuck their ass?
- Sound: How about a bit more dialogue? Or some
raunchy Potty Talk? Would a bit of variety with the
cheesy porn groove sound track be too much to
3D Gay Villa 2 can be fairly enjoyable ride, yet I
find it often falls short of a mind boggling orgasm.
Perhaps the experience would be enhanced if the game
were a bit more engaging, and a little less of an easy
play. In real life, we place more value on things that
we have to work for, and less on what is handed to us.
Maybe the game should start off with less cash (or
maybe none) in the bank, and therefore less cash
available for you to set yourself up from the getgo.
Maybe I would have had more fun if I had to start off
with a handjob or blowjob and work my way up to a fuck,
or 3-way, or fisting experience. And there was no way
of losing money (no bad tricks stealing your wallet, no
STD’s requiring a dose of something costly to cure it),
only ways to spend it. Still, the game is entertaining
enough to play for hours on end. It lets you be the gay
stud of your dreams! Never lose your hard-on! Cum again
and again and again! Ooh baby, let me make you cum just
one more time!
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