Hentai? More like hen-TAIL -- amirite, guise? hur
hur. Ok, no more lame jokes, I promise. So what have we
got here? Oh, a 3D sex game with an anime theme!
Excellent. Bring it to my quarters (clap clap) I wish
to further examine it at my leisure. Verily.
One of my main complaints about the first version of
this game, “Hentai 3D”, was that the bizarre and
exciting pervo-strangeness present in most imported
hentai manga and anime was absent.
take note from Mitsu: Guys like it when you
sit around and play with yourself and stare at
us like this. Trust her on this one.
Happily, those insane elements have been
implemented into “Hentai 3D 2”, which is a massive
improvement on the first in not only gameplay, camera
control, and customisation elements, but in graphics
and overall sexiness as well.
First thing I did before spreading nut-butter on
titty-toast, was decide who my two main characters
would be, and what kinky elements of game play I’d like
to adventure with. The sex shop had mounds of
locations, characters, clothes, sex positions, and even
body modifications one could “buy” with their sex coin
credits. Of particular interest to me was the “vagina
customisation” module. “Create a hot wet sweet little
pussy ready to be stroked and poked” read the
description. I bought it, and gave everyone fat, hammy
labias. Wha-haha! So this is what it feels like to be
will claim to the media that I left her tied
up in the garage far too long, but it’s her
word against mine, and I’m real. So
I decided to play a dude with a green mohawk
called Ryu. My main sex partner I chose was Mitsu, a
florist from Hong Kong whose bio said: “I’m of the
type: Giver”. (Yeah, well we were gonna make sure of
that, weren’t we?) Our first round of play took place
in a sportscar garage. I tied up Mitsu with her ass in
the air, and then walked around and looked at the cars
while she whined stuff like “C’monnn babeee?! Make me
wet?”. I didn’t wanna seem too eager, so I just let her
squirm like that for awhile. By the time I was ready to
jackhammer her with a dildo, she practically
pussy-farted a puddle on me. That's what you call
makin’ em wait. Anime girls love that shit.
my fave pic from our filthy photo shoot. Werk
it, gurl! Weeerk iiit.
I suggested a “camera club” style photo shoot,
and Mitsu and I pretended that we were doing a spread
for Hustler magazine. She did all kinds of sexy poses,
and I scampered around and snapped pics like a deranged
giggling shutterbug. FUN!
My Hong Kong maiden changed into a cute flight
attendant outfit I bought for her in the sex store, and
we retired to her bedroom. She warmed up by sitting on
the floor and masturbating while moaning and staring
into my eyes.
doesn’t fantasise about doing this to a flight
attendant when they're in those cute
I reciprocated by stroking out a Peter
North-sized load of penis pudding into her face and
then throwing her on the bed.
She squealed and gargled out some cummy moans while I
missionary-sexed her like a missionary on a mission to
to have missionary sex.
Now I was ready for the weird shit, and like I said,
“Hentai 3D 2” was willing and able to provide. I
entered “the tentacle monster’s lair”, not really
knowing what to expect (ok, I’m not stupid, I was
expecting a tentacle monster in a lair, obviously) and
Mitsu was standing there in an outfit I hadn’t given
her permission to wear. Before I could ask what was up,
she started grilling me.
“You have to answer these questions so I can find
out if you’re deserving of this” she quipped. “Oh man”
I thought, “This just gets cooler and cooler!”. I won’t
give away what the answers were, but she actually had
some pretty cool trivia questions about Japanese kink
that I was perverted enough to know. Before I could say
“Miyazaki moose knuckles”, she was naked and getting
fucked by a crazy tentacle monster! This thing was
going nuts, man. It held her fast, banged her faster,
and even squirted green goo! AWESOME!
Monster for the win!
If I was impressed with that, I was even more amazed
at what awaited me in “the hanger”, which looked a lot
like the loading bay in ALIENS. There, I doggystyled
Mitsu for a bit, and then we became aware that we
weren’t alone. Just then, a crazy 25 foot horny robot
grabbed her and started fucking the gyoza out of her
with a big fist-drill! At first I was like: “ohh
yeaaah” but then I noticed that Mitsu was screaming,
her sexual excitement levels had dropped to zero, and
her pain receptors were running into the red at
That was kinda fucked up, so I had the robot switch
to it’s metal dick instead.I’d hoped that would be some
sort of relief for poor Mitsu, whom I had actually come
to care for somewhat even though she was just some
wiggling flesh-colored animation. The metal monster
loomed, and as it held her in it’s gasp and lowered her
petite fragile form onto it’s mighty metallic dong, I
ran around between it’s legs and looked up to make sure
everything was kosher.
afraid this all ended quite badly for her.
My eyes widened when I saw that the damn thing had
biohazard symbols on it’s giant balls! Uh oh.... poor
Overall, I was really impressed with “Hentai 3D 2”,
and thanks to it having many more characters,
situations and surprises than I even had room to babble
about here, I am willing to recommend it
wholeheartedly. Check it out!
Visit Hentai 3D 2 Official